the mad hatter story starter

 He definitely was a most peculiar looking chap. He looks like he has burnt eyebrows and has the hair of a mad scientist. He's as white as a polar bear and his makeup makes him look CRAZY. I bet you his eyebrows feel like over cooked bread crust.the Mad hatters probably hair feels as soft as a pillow. I bet he smells like ashes. His voice probably sounds like when you have a cold. His hair must taste like burnt candy floss and his eyebrows probably taste like bread crumbs.